I think I found a bug in Facebook.

Not that I give much credence to these things, but seriously?!

You mean… let me understand this cause … ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little screwed up maybe, but I’m “nice” how? I mean “nice” like I’m JC Hutchins? (He’s #2 in that screwed up popularity contest.) Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh? I’m here to smeggin’ amuse you? What do you mean nice?  Nice how? How am I nice?  Tell me, tell me what’s nice?!

How can I be tied for third with Jenn Cristy out of 100+ people in my friends list?!  She’s easily twice as nice as me – and prettier smelling too!  My own WIFE didn’t even break the top ten and she’s so nice she shags chubby geeks!  What gives Facebook!?