Honestly, if it wasn’t for that movie, I’d probably be an underachieving 40-year-old living in my mom’s basement playing D&D and watching classic Star Trek reruns all day. Instead I became goal-oriented, went to college, and launhed into a lucrative, fast-paced career in the world of computer programming.

I’m torn on the idea of a sequel, though. Shouldn’t I be protecting children from making the same mistakes I did?