Aw, HELL no! Facebook is really starting to creep me out with the ads today. I can’t think of ANY three questions that would make ANY woman sleep with a guy with a high forehead, two-tone mullet, horn-rimmed glasses, and a wifebeater, much less the chick in this picture. Well, except possibly…
- Do you see this large chainsaw I’m holding? (Chainsaw options. In fact, it may actually work better if you aren’t holding a chainsaw.)
- You don’t want to make the voices in my head angry do you?
- Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?
