Ah yes, the prestigious University of Sidebar Ads—where “pwn noobs” doubles as the mission statement and the career outcomes. “Design Call of Duty” by clicking a Facebook ad? Well, not so fast, the last one said I could become an astronaut after if I liked their meme, and I’m still waiting.
Nothing screams “rigorous curriculum” like a stock photo and a promise to pay you to play. Apply now for a B.A. in Buzzword Arts, with minors in Stock Photography and Unreal Expectations. In fact, this is our professor in C481: Computer Graphics. She’ll teach you how to use linear algebra matrices to translate 3-dimensional object models to a 2-dimensional vectorized computer screen. On weekends, she’ll pour your beers at Applebee’s.
