Too … many … comebacks … must … resist …
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Ah yes, Proverbs 31… sponsored by retargeted cookies and a “REGISTER NOW” button.
- Faith, hope, and a/b-tested thirst traps.
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Blessed are the click-through rates, for they shall inherit the newsletter.
- Behold, the Beatitudes (Ad Edition): Blessed are the targeted demographics.
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“Where two or three are gathered in my name”… there also is a pop-up.
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Truly a modern epistle: Corinthians 1:00 a.m., “Thou shalt optimize conversion.”
