Gaga calling Orson … come in, Orson …

You know, Madonna’s outrageous behavior back in the day was also annoying and distracting – particularly at an award for music – but at least it made sense.  Apparently one of Gaga’s androgynous alien friends said she was “incubating” before her performance … You know, cause lip syncing is really hard.

At least Madonna had SOME musical talent … well, I mean compared to Gaga, she was friggin’ Mozart.

Look, I understand the Grammy’s are really just a subjective award given to the music industry by … well … the music industry.  This makes it sort of an “Employee of the Month” thing, only without the parking space.  But considering the crap last year with Kanye and the hyperfocusing this year on everything celebrity about these people except for their music, why not just turn it into a weekly reality TV show on MTV and spare us all the pretense?