
And this is after I deleted about 25,000 files … which it turns out takes a while. Apparently, I’ve lost 79,000 relatives to industrial accidents or car wrecks in Nigeria, and I’ve won the European lottery about 49,000 times. You know, I’m sure there is at least one really cool job or venture capital offering in there that I never saw, or some hidden treasure that might have changed my life if only I’d checked this account at least once in the last five years. As it is, I can’t take time to sift through it. Therefore, if you’ve ever sent me an email that I didn’t respond to, it’s probably lost in there and about to hit the recycle bin of my sordid past. So, please resend it.
