As I’m pretty much giving up on dating sites and dating as a whole, I need something to fill my time. As I go back over old blog posts from the previous year, I’ve decided to take the highlights of each date, and try to make a meme out of them (I’ve always wanted a meme), just as a means of reminding myself why I am now choosing to die alone. So here’s the first one … expect a new one every few days as I get all depressed and melancholy, but have tons of free time.