Please, let the above image sink in before reading further.
I can’t make this stuff up. The fact that AT&T is “Congratulating” me for receiving a bill is beyond the pale in and of itself. But it gets better. Last week, after ignoring them for about a decade, AT&T forced me to upgrade to UVerse. They promised me …
a) It’s much faster
b) It’s $20 a month cheaper
Instead, it’s …
a) Still too slow to even watch YouTube on after a week of calls and fiddling technicians.
b) About $50 a month MORE than my old bill, I’m not sure because the bill is so complex and has so many extra charges on it that they HAD TO SEND IT IN VIDEO FORM, I assume so they can explain in calm soothing tones how they weren’t REALLY lying or some such thing. I wouldn’t know, I CAN’T WATCH MY BILL!!! (See point a.)
If this bill contains a musical number OF ANY FORM, I will grit my teeth and go back to Comcast.
