What’s the problem here? Is it because it’s off-putting when a creepy old guy asks if you want to come to his basement and be on the radio? I assure you those are real mics and they are plugged in. Is it the suit of armor? Is it the girl I keep chained to the furnace hoping eventually Stockholm syndrome will kick in? Where are the girl groups, and why aren’t they guesting on my show?! I’m a nice guy, just ask around.