[Enters elevator …]
Oh, great. Need to go to the 12th floor, but this car only goes to the 11th. Ah, well, I guess I can walk one flight.
[Punches 11 …]
Well, that’s a weird sound. That doesn’t sound right at all, actually.
[Elevator reaches 11 … instantly begins plumetting towards the earth …]
Holy crap! I’m weightless! That’s going to hurt when the emergency brakes kick in after two floors.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Oh, shit. The brakes didn’t kick in. Now what!? I can’t exactly jump out being weightless in frefall and all.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
So, if I die in an elevator crash, do any of my co-workers even know I’m in here? How long is it going to take to identify my body if they don’t even know I’m in here.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Am I really going to die because some asshole inspector failed to noticed this crappy elevator should have been repaired?
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
So that’s it. I’ll be dead any second now. I wonder if it will hurt.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Yep … any minute now. Shit.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Weird, after all those nightmares about being trapped in defective elevators … now I really am going to die in one.
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Well, at least it’s not the elevator that swings back and forth in the shaft with the doors hanging off the hingers … or the one where the walls fall off and it starts going sideways in mid air … just falling 11 floors down an elevator shaft seems kinda tame by comparison … I won’t even see the end coming this way …
[Elevator continues to plumett …]
Come to think of it, this is taking an awful long time …
[Opens eyes. Clock says 5:45 AM.]
Oh, well played … @#$%king subconscious!
