Yeah, I didn’t order any software. You don’t have a name, explanation, or any identifier on your mailer, and the return address is a company that packages and ships whatever you give them, no questions asked. I’m TOTALLY going to put this in my computer and see what it is.
If I were conspiracy-minded, I’d think this was a continuation of the plot by those people who keep trying to lure me to job interviews using fake LinkedIn profiles with supermodel headshots.
Why are you people going to all this effort?! Look, if you’re trying to get information out of me, just send a tall, red-haired woman with a six-pack of Belhaven, a pizza, and a Russian accent. I’ll spill my guts.
