The latest “fantastic deal” from Comcast/XFinity …
Seriously, I would like to believe there is a special place in hell for people who package their corporate junk advertising to look like priority mail coming from an individual. I’m thinking they go somewhere in the 8th circle, in one of the bolgias (malicious fraudulents), right between people who auto-roll video loudly at page load and people who claim to be “fans” of a band but secretly only like a couple of their popular songs.
This is like starting your spam with “re:” in the subject line in order to trick me into thinking I must have previously spoken to you about this only “slightly” shady, multi-million-dollar money transfer you’re going to give me ten percent of, just for helping you. The first interaction in your unsolicited sales pitch was a lie and a deliberate misrepresentation, but you seem to think this will endear me to you? Oh, sign me up for whatever “limited time offer” you’re hocking this week.
